The Cool Law of the Day is the second law of thermodynamics, which states, roughly, that if people don’t start being smart about energy then their children will die shivering in the cold and dark. And probably wet. Wet, cold, and dark. I just like the imagery.
More than half the women in the US are currently living without a spouse. This is not actually true of men, because women live longer.
What’s really disturbing to me is that I’ve got less than two years left in the 25-to-34 demographic. Fuck! I mean, I can live without the love of human people, I’m solid like that, but what will I do when I no longer bask in the warm love of the marketing community?
At least Pfizer will still love me. Except my dick’s hard all the time anyway and I plan on dying early rather than taking blood pressure medication, just so’s I can save the money and blow it on heroin. So I guess that’s fucked too.
This is the second day in a row I’ve worked from home because of inclement weather. Hachi keeps staring at me like he wonders what I’m doing here. I think I’m going to wait for him to go to sleep, then wring his neck and boil him up for lunch, ‘cuz Milano’s takes forever to get mah pizza out here. He’s nodding off now. Gotta go.
