I was just over there at YouTube, and was trying to set up an account, and every-fucking-thing was taken. Delusionary was taken! Delusionary! Who the hell? Miscellanea? Taken. SloppySeconds? Taken. Miscellaneous? Didn’t even try. Subscript? Taken. Substandardization? Not taken.
I needed to sign up because you have to to look at “mature” videos, and somebody (Paul) sent me a link in the mail that turned out to be of this Japanese idol dancing around in her underwear listening to an iPod for four minutes. But here’s the crazy part: she wasn’t dancing to the music that was playing. At all. It kind of ruined the whole thing. It destroyed a little more of my faith in the human race. I mean, you kind of figure that if there’s a girl, see, and her whole job is to shake her ass for a living, see, you assume that she would at least be able to shake it to a beat.
Hopefully, somebody remixed the audio.
Got a spare hour or two tomorrow?
Drop by and eat and chill with us.
I just got back from the store. We got a big-ass turkey, a ham, lots of stuffing, lots of macaroni and cheese, fresh mashed potatoes made with cream cheese, which I’m assured is good and had better be or else, pumpkin pie, brown-n-serve rolls, potato rolls, Hawaiian sweet rolls (I love rolls), cranberry sauce, and some stuff…to make a green bean casserole kind of substance.
I plan to use:
1 lb. some kinda frenchy green beans. has an H in it.
some paprika
a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup.
some horseradish sauce
That’s gonna be the casserole. For the Au gratin on top, I’m going to use some pre-mixed herb-seasoned stuffing mix and a hearty helpin’ of butter with a shredded mix of Parmesan, Romano, and some other kind of cheese.
It’s either going to kick ass or suck ass.
Check out my Flickr page, it’s got a few more pictures of that sexy cat Robosapien shlanging down some St. Peters Old-Style Porter (not a half-bad beer).
epiphany
Left-over pot sticker dipping sauce goes REALLY good with left-over cheese tortellini. (You may think this isn’t a life-changing epiphany, but that’s only because you haven’t tried it.)
