I sat in the dark for a week because somehow the locking tab on the bottom of my light switch pad thingy got flipped over to the locked position.
My speakers didn’t work for like a month. Finally I decided to troubleshoot it, and came to the conclusion that the volume on the amp was turned all the way down.
I sometimes suspect I’m not as brilliant as I constantly and extravagantly give myself credit for.
It better not have been somebody watching porn in my room with the volume turned down. I mean, there’s a fucking mute button on the keyboard for fucking hell damn sakes.
I think somebody at the last after party walked off with my super cocksucking remote from the future. Now I have four things in the living room, and remotes for only three of them. Plus, where else am I going to get a hummer from a remote?
I heard from this guy that was there that some guys threw a renegade on the Town Lake pedestrian bridge Saturday night. Just walked up with some speakers, a little generator, two CD tables and a mixer and started spinning house, and a good time was had by all. I wish I hadn’t missed that.
They should do one on the pedestrian bridge that runs under MoPAC, over by Deep Eddy.
I’m going to ACL tomorrow, but don’t know how I’m going to pay my electric bill. I hope they don’t cut it off tomorrow; that way I’ll have ’til Monday. I can always make things work if I’ve got a weekend to do it in.
