I just finished watching Final Fantasy VII Advent Children. I was tripping. It was awesome. I’m still tripping. It was this good:
I must immediately save all my money until I have $1200, then get my passport, then buy air-plane tickets to Tokyo, Japan, and then immediately leave the airport and go to the nearest subway or train station, which seems like a good place to find Japanese school girls, and find some and tell them that they are awesome, and I love their taste in movies, and thank you for this one. Also, I will remember to thank them for my cell phone as well, and for changing in crazy ways they can’t imagine the world as a whole, and that also as well they are very beautiful and I would like to express my gratitude by sleeping with as many of them as possible in as many positions as I can think of all the time.
It’ll probably be the best $1200 I ever spend.
I bet it would work like gangbusters though. 
I wouldn’t even be lyin.
