Archive for May, 2006

The Devil and Aeon Flux

Monday, May 8th, 2006

I watched the The Devil and Daniel Johnston, a biopic of a artist/singer-songwriter who made it sorta big in Austin before and while he was–not to put too fine a point on it–going crazy. He’s the guy who did the “Hi, How are You?” mural up on the drag.

The film begins with Johnston’s childhood in West Virginia, using Johnston’s home-made Super-8 movies and audio recordings of himself and his mother to recreate a childhood that, while not full of supportive warm fuzziness for Johnston’s arty ways, doesn’t appear to have been more crazy-making than anyone else’s.

The movie then follows Johnston to Austin, where he took root in the local music scene and came to collaborate with The Butthole Surfers and Sonic Youth. The film conveys these times with more of Johnston’s audio tapes, which are a large part of what he is famous for, and interviews with Butthole Surfer frontman Gibby Haynes, Austin Chronicle editor Louis Black, and other local luminaries. Through interviews and well-shot, well-composed, and well-imagined original footage, as well as more of the omnipresent audiotape, the film follows the events of Johnston’s descent into the land of the not-so-very-sane, and then catches up with him today, living with his parents in Waller, Texas and playing with local bands there.

It’s one of the best documentaries I’ve seen in a while, and I highly recommend it.

Also, last night, I watched Æon Flux. I’d avoided seeing it to this point simply because I really, really loved the shorts, and didn’t want a crappy screen adaptation to ruin it for me. I’d read enough horrible reviews of the movie to believe I’d made a good decision, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that my fears were in fact ill-founded.

A lot of the flack that the movie caught seems to have stemmed from three separate sources. The first is that the movie was not screened in advance for reviewers. These advance screenings are what allows you to read a review in the paper on the day that a movie opens, and when a distributor doesn’t hold one, it’s generally perceived as a tacit admission that the film will make more money on opening night without a lot of bad reviews to drive audiences away. Judging from the almost universal mention that the lack of a screening got in the reviews, it seems likely either that the reviewers were influenced for the worse by it, or MTV films made a wise, wise decision.

The second source of dislike for the movie is the set or the costumes. A lot of reviewers thought the costumes were as silly as the pristine neo-Bauhaus architecture of the future. Reviewers seemed find them ugly or annoying or simply find it improbable that garters or bob cuts would be in style four hundred years from now, although none offer any reason why this would not be the case, or any valuable insight into what kind of clothing might be. While everyone (especially critics) is entitled to their opinion, I chalk most of these complaints up to unfamiliarity with the cartoon, which was chock full of outlandish hairdos and costumes, not to mention sparse, outsized architecture.

The third source of complaints is the technology, with several reviewers apparently thinking that Frances McDormand somehow lives in Æon’s brain or stomach, another wondering how Sophie Okonedo had her hands replaced with feet (cloning, genetic engineering, and surgery, anybody?), and several people commenting on the lack of “technology” in the future. I blame these complaints on ignorance. If half of these reviewers had any idea how badly the technology of today is simplified and misrepresented even in ostensibly serious films, I doubt they’d take exception to a little artistic license with the future. In my view the movie made an admirable, if ultimately flawed, attempt to depict a high-technology future where the interface between people and their tools has become a very organic, intuitive thing that does away with all the silly mediation (mice, keyboards, displays, etc.) that we deal with today.

I felt that the movie, while far from perfect, did a fine job of translating the eccentric visual style and hyperkinetic flow of the animation to live action. Many of the shots and scenes in the movie, as even the most jaded critic admitted, have a very sharp, colorful, geometric beauty.

Even the plot is surprisingly similar in type to the series, with a layered, twisting structure that attempts to turn everything you think you know about Æon’s world upside-down every half-hour or so. Some of the twists are more satisfying and, well, sensical than others, but all of them keep the story moving more smoothly than any MTV films audience has any right to expect. Although the main story line pretty quickly dissolves into a conventional and predictable love story, it does a good job of retaining and evoking the complex lover/adversary relationship between Trevor Goodchild and Æon Flux in the series.

Thematically, the film is more cohesive than I’d have expected; it’s mostly concerned with death, but in a happy way. To say more would probably ruin it, so I won’t.

Peter Chung, the creator of the series, was not heavily involved with the movie–he read the various drafts of the scripts and made suggestions, but little else. Given that, the amount of fidelity to the look and feel of his work is pretty impressive, more so after after you’ve watched the special features on the disk and spent an hour listening to the director, producers, writers, and in fact practically everyone else involved with the move drone on about how marketable a property it was, its potential for demographic targeting, conversion to conventional Hollywood storyline, abundant opportunities for the creation of strong female characters (to put women’s asses in the seats next to the men, who presumably only require Charlize Theron in order to show up), and other MTV commerce drivel too horrible to mention.

All in all, it’s a good flick, and I’d recommend it. I’ll buy it next payday, so if you want to watch it, I should have it available

The best Windows freeware list, May 2006

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

I don’t like paying for things, and I don’t like stealing them if I can avoid it. So, when I need something done, I look for freeware first. Over the years I’ve run across some of the best software on the planet, and it’s all free, in some sense. Because people often infect their machine with some sort of malevolence when all they wanted was some nice, free software for burning CDs, I decided to make a list for those of you who have better things to do with your life.

Of course, some free softwares are freer than others; some software is free as in speech, meaning it’s free for anybody to use and distribute. Other software is only free as in beer, meaning that it doesn’t cost you money, but you’re not allowed to redistribute it to others, and it may only be free for personal use, rather than as part of a business.

My standards for this list are that it must be at least free as in beer, and it must not contain spyware, adware, or any start-up message boxes that nag you to buy the full version. Software can be on this list even if it’s free only for personal use, so think twice about using any personal-use-only software on systems at your place of work or home office.

I’m thinking maybe I’ll update this list every six months or so. Or, maybe this is all you get.

The List

  • Best Free Web Browser: Firefox – Firefox isn’t just the best free web browser out there, it’s the best web browser, period. It does have it’s shortcomings: it’s at least as big a memory hog as Internet Explorer, and sometimes it decides to eat all your CPU until you kill it. However, it does have a lot of things going for it: tabbed browsing, infinitely adjustable text size (for us blind folks), RSS feed integration (to help you keep up with all those blogs and podcasts), and, most importantly, an extension mechanism that allows anybody anywhere to develop the craziest, most useful plugins you never thought of, like the one that puts the weather in the browser status bar, the one that allows you to view image links in a floating window, extensions for blog and photo site integration, and too many more to list.

    Most importantly, however, Firefox has way fewer security holes than Microsoft explorer, fixes for security problems come out much more quickly, and these fixes are installed on your system automatically, unless you make an effort to keep them from doing so. (Free for any use, source code available, for Windows, Linux, and Mac OS X)

  • Best Free Email Client: Thunderbird – Thunderbird comes from the same people (The Mozilla Foundation) that produce Firefox. It’s an email client much like Outlook, or Outlook express, except that your computer doesn’t explode, killing innocent bystanders, whenever Thunderbird is launched. I personally use webmail most of the time, but this is a fine, fine mail client. (Free for any use, source code available, for Windows, Linux, and Mac OS X)
  • Best Photo Management software: Picasa 2 Picasa isn’t perfect by a long shot, but it’s the best stuff out there for free right now. You can use it to organize, touch up, and edit your photos, as well as back them up to tape for DVD and make web galleries (I use it for all my photo galleries). It’s a little limited in what it can do, but it’s incredibly easy to use. If you want Photoshop, you know where to find it.
  • Best BitTorrent client: uTorrent – uTorrent is small, simple to use, and fast. Install it, then go download some non-infringing completely legal torrents from your favorite torrent site. Do not under any circumstances go to Pirate Bay. You may need to set up “port forwarding” on your router to make it work fast. If so, and you can’t figure it out, send me the model number of your router and what OS you’re running and I’ll help you figure it out. (Free for personal use, Windows)
  • Best P2P client: Shareaza – Shareaza is a P2P client that connects to 4 different P2P networks to find and download things quicker. It’s not perfect, but it’s got a great user interface and NO SPYWARE OR ADWARE. Just remember that just because Shareaza won’t destroy your box, that doesn’t mean whatever you download using it won’t. It’s also a BitTorrent client, but I think uTorrent is better. Shareaza, like uTorrent, will likely require you to set up port forwarding on your router for best performance. (Free for personal use, Windows)
  • Best FTP client: SmartFTP – SmartFTP is a great FTP client. Drag, drop, multiple local and remote explorers…It Just Works™. (Free for personal use, Windows)
  • Best CD-Burning Freeware: BeepBurner Free – There isn’t a lot of Windows freeware out there for burning CDs and DVDs, so I wasn’t expecting much when I tried this out, but I was pleasantly surprised. Although the free version won’t do direct CD-to-CD copying, and kind of sucks for burning copies of audio CDs, it’s otherwise an excellent little package for burning Audio CDs from MP3s, burning data DVDS and burning ISOs to disk. The paid version adds most of the features missing from the free version, and is pretty cheap.
  • Best Image Viewer: FastStone MaxView – My idea of image viewer happiness is the following: When I click on a photo, it should open up full screen, and be shrunk or expanded to fit. I should be able to use the mouse wheel to flip through the other images in the same directory, and use keys or the mouse to zoom in and out. I should be able to rotate the images with a key. If I press escape, everthing should go away. That’s what MaxView provides, in a very small package. It’s gr-eat! (Free for personal use, Windows)
  • Best Media Player: WinAmp – Winamp has recovered from a crappy 3.0 release to come back with WinAmp 5, which is smooth as buttah. It’s got a pleasant interface, a great media library, excellent playlist editor, and mega-fine ripping and burning tools. In order to burn at full speed or rip to MP3, you’ll need the Pro version; however, any (legal) MP3 encoder costs money, because it’s patented, and you can perfectly well use another burning program instead. The user interface is simple and, while not necessarily the most intuitive ever, it is quick and efficient once you get used to it, and it’s got the best compact mode (a mode that’s thin enough to sit in the titlebar area at the top of your screen) of any player I’m aware of. It’s got great visualizations available for it, and is very extensible in general. (Free for personal use, Windows)
  • Best DVD copying combo: DVD43 + DVDShrink – Install first DVD43 (the only sign that it’s installed is a happy face in your system tray when there is an encrypted DVD in your DVD-ROM drive) and then DVDShrink. With both of them installed you can easily create an ISO of almost any DVD shrunk down to fit on a standard 4.7GB DVD-R. Of course, with the new dual-layer burners, we may not need DVDShrink for much longer. Both programs are easy to use (DVD43 doesn’t really have or need much of a user interface) and relatively well documented. Disclaimer: I’ve used earlier versions of both of this software, but haven’t actually tried the latest version of DVD43 linked here. It should be fine. Probably. (Free for any use, Windows)
  • Best 3D Modelling application: Blender – Blender was originally the in-house modeling software for a European animation studio. It’s a real professional-quality jobber that will get you pretty close to the capabilities of Maya or 3D Studio at a much lower cost (free). It’s definitely got more functionality than you’ll ever need. (Free for any use, Windows, Linux)
  • Best Image Manipulation Program: The GIMP – If you don’t have Photoshop, then all you need is the GIMP. A little clunky to get into, but it’s got enough bells and whistles for almost anything you might need to do, except maybe prepress work. (Free for Any Use, Windows, Linux, Mac OS X)
  • Best Itty Bitty Calculator: Power Calc – This calculator (link to actual installer package here) is one of the many free little programs that Microsoft gives away for XP. Power Calc is better than the silly little calc that comes with XP because it allows you to graph functions and store variables, and knows how to do conversions as well. It’s pretty nifty, considering it comes from Macro$haft. (Free for any use, Windows)
  • Best Free Software Development Environment: Microsoft Visual Studio Express – You gotta hand it to Microsoft. They always make sure people develop for their OS by making it easy and cheap to do so. If you want to learn C++, C# (my personal favorite) or Visual Basic .NET (yuck), then you can download a free version of Visual Studio from this page. As much as it pains me to admit it, VS is the most intuitive and powerful development environment out there, and Microsoft did a mighty fine job with C# and .NET, as well. It’s a good way to learn to program, on the off chance that you actually want to learn to program.

Ignore me

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Lambics!

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Man. This is like a nightmare. I just came home and turned on my 21″ Trinitron. The picture only fills the top 4/5 of the screen, it’s got a trapezoidal correction problem, and the picture jumps up and down and breathes like it ate a ten-strip. Or like I did.

This makes me want to cry. I can’t afford another monitor right now. Does this mean that I’ll have to make do with (gasp!) a single monitor on my box? A crummy 19″ monitor? Alas! Alas! What cruel gods have brought me to this fate?

I don’t usually post such things, but I found this one appropriate somehow:

Kitten-Eating Lycanthrope from the Legendary Yonder

The Name Decoder is the brainchild of Lore Sjöberg, the web writer/humorist perhaps best known for the following quote, which I hope will allay the fears of a certain someone concerned that the rise of computers in art and design will lead to dictatorship of the (artistic) proletariat: “Designing pages in HTML is like having sex in a bathtub. If you don’t know anything about sex, it won’t do you any good to know a lot about bathtubs.”

NYT article about Lambics

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

I intend to post something substantive soon; for one thing, I wanna expand the background on the crazy die-soldiers-die woman everybody keeps posting bulletins about, because the whole story is entertaining, in a sort of House-of-aThousand-Corpses-meets-Jack-Chick sort of way.

But I haven’t gotten around to writing that up because I’ve been writing an expansion of the Barton Creek entry for Wikipedia. Also I cleaned and mopped my bathroom, fixed two holes in the wall, cleaned out my car, and washed dishes. None of these would seem hard or, in the most literal sense, remarkable, except…well, you’ve seen my car. And my house. I’m gonna get it all straightened out, though. I’ve got a schedule, I do.

I just wanted to point out, for those friends of mine who like da lambics with fruit, like Lindemann’s Raspberry, Kriek, Peach, etc., that the New York Times has an interesting article about lambics up right now (requires free registration, but if you haven’t already registered for the Times, you should do it now, because it’s important).

Colbert roasts Dubya

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

Oh my fucking god! Colbert spent half an hour ripping the president a new asshole, on national television*, while the president was sitting eight feet away. You should see what he did to Scalia. He had a nice swipe at McCain, jacked both of Bush’s press secretaries upside the head. Man. Holy shit. How did this happen? Rove must be very, very busy to let something like this slip through the cracks. Holy shit! You must, must, must watch this. Colbert just showed that he’s got bigger balls than John Stewart. I can see him getting shot any day now. Somebody’ll figure they can get away with it because so many people want him dead. Or not. Anyway, truly fucking hilarious.

You can catch it on YouTube here. It’s in three ultra-yummy parts.

Eeyore’s Birthday party.

Monday, May 1st, 2006

I got some pics from the 42nd annual Eeyore’s Birthday Party.