Heya all. If you haven’t seen me, it’s because I’ve been spending time hanging out with my drunken-ass friend Dan Mobley, who’s only in town every coupla years or so, then goes back to Guam, where the whores are cheap and the liquor’s cheaper. Or maybe it’s the other way around. I’ll have to ask him.
When I haven’t been hanging out with Dan, drinking like a goddamned drain, I’ve been playing Oblivion, or hanging out at the Greenbelt or taking pictures or some combination of the above. These are important things.
If I promised I’d come over to your place and haven’t, then I will. Someday. Soon. Soon-ish.
If I said I’d take you out for dinner, well, I didn’t so much forget as stay up drinking until eight in the morning and then pass out for the rest of the day. I’ll make it up to ya.
If I said I’d help you walk your dog, then I’m a goddamned liar.
That said, none of this would be an issue if you were hanging out with me all the time in the first goddamned place.
Goddamnit, I sure am saying goddamned a lot.
Goddamn.
Anyway, you know who you are, and I’m sorry. I’ll do anything to make it up to you.*
You should come out the Greenbelt next Saturday, earlier this time. Going to Sculpture falls if it’s running good and hard. Longer walk, easier trail. Fewer rattlesnakes. Still aiming for food at 3p though.
Talk to ya soon,-k. ^-^
*–”anything” should not here be construed to mean anything that I don’t like doing to begin with. I am an asshole, after all. 
